December 20, 2008
Zeb
December 19, 2008
Man Rules!
I found this on a friends website, Brigham and I had a good laugh with them and thought we would share- in case you missed it.
These are our rules, deal with them.
*Men are NOT mind readers.
*Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
*Sunday sports...It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
*Crying is blackmail.
*Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
*Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
*Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
*Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
*If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .
*You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
*Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
*Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
*ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
*If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
8If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
*If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
*When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!
*Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or football.
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. :>
December 14, 2008
Bribing Brig
Christmas is Coming!
December 11, 2008
O' Christmas Tree!
December 08, 2008
SNOWcones
December 07, 2008
Redd Haven Rising V
December 04, 2008
Thanks-Giving
November 23, 2008
Ode to the Veterans
I pretend I am shooting the enemy.
I feel the bombs dropping under my feet.
I touch the trigger to fire.
I worry that I am going to die.
I cry, "Fire"!
I am a soldier.
I understand that I love my country
I say, "God bless America".
I try to do my best.
I hope we will win the war.
I am a soldier.
November 19, 2008
Thanksgiving Tree
Our family has been bountifully blessed in so many ways. It is a pleasure to live with these wonderful people!
November 17, 2008
Kiddo Update!
Brig is wrestling right now. He has practice five days a week for TWO hours. I think that's nuts. He is loving it though, that's what counts. Katry is playing indoor soccer. Her dad is the coach, their games start this week. Seth is playing basketball and rocking it. If it wasn't for him, their team would be in the tank. Seth also started the first phase of his orthodontics with a palate extender. He is adjusting well. Kaleb is learning to read and keeping us all entertained with his cute "four year oldness". Kai is the cutest baby around. Don't take my word for it- everyone says so.
The house is moving along. Hopefully, they will start sheet rocking this week. Uncle Darren, Aunt Duce and crew came up this weekend. Darren is a landscape architect, and is drawing up some fancy plans for us. Thanks Burnetts, we love you!
And that's our Update! Love and Hugs to all!