I found this on a friends website, Brigham and I had a good laugh with them and thought we would share- in case you missed it.
These are our rules, deal with them.
*Men are NOT mind readers.
*Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
*Sunday sports...It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
*Crying is blackmail.
*Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
*Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
*Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
*Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
*If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .
*You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
*Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
*Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
*ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
*If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
8If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
*If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
*When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!
*Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or football.
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. :>
2 comments:
That was Great! It's amazing how so many men think the same way about so many things! I had a Huge Grin the whole time I read that! But I know your Brigham does NOT do 1/2 of those. Somthinng Special about that man of yours! I Know he let you snuggle right on up to him last night knowing he Passed all of those with flying colors!
What a fun post!
I love you!
Opps this is Kelly
Brought a smile to my heart and a light chuckle to my lips. . . although I harbor doubts relative to Brigham's firmly (or wavering) entrenched belief in all of those items listed. Nice to hear (and read) that you are all doing well. We miss you and we miss Idaho Falls. Merry Christmas. May the blessings, love and warmth of the Savior be found within the folds of your heart and the walls of your home this Holiday Season and in the year to come.
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